My laugh out loud for the day, thx!

Me? Nope. Sorry babe, I don’t think it would work out. Why? Because we’ve been dating for two months and worms are gross. I’d accidentally roll on top of you in my sleep if we share the bed, or wake up with your little squirmy body plastered to my forehead. God forbid I lose you in the sheets and spend the next hour searching for you because you can’t speak and tell me you took an early shower or fell behind the headboard.
Babe, Would You Love Me If *Insert Crazy Hypothetical Here*
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Betsy Denson
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Jul 18, 2022
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My laugh out loud for the day, thx!
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Written by Betsy Denson2.5K Followers
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Always looking for the interesting. Incurably curious. Write a new book in my head once a month. Hopefully one will cross the finish line before I'm 80.
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