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…u do it? You’re like Bezos and world hunger. You do nothing. Shame on you and your dumb cowboy hat. Please, take me to “space” in your giant penis rocket and jettison me toward the Sea of Tranquility.

I Am a Trader Joe’s Kiddie Cart and I’m Begging You to Put Me Out of My Misery
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Betsy Denson
Betsy Denson

Written by Betsy Denson

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Always looking for the interesting. Incurably curious. Write a new book in my head once a month. Hopefully one will cross the finish line before I'm 80.

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