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Third, adopt a cat. This step alone will shore up my flagging self-esteem. As a vacuum, I need pet hair like the Kardashians need paparazzi. I am drawn to shedding like a noodle to sauce or a moth to a flame.

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Betsy Denson
Betsy Denson

Written by Betsy Denson

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Always looking for the interesting. Incurably curious. Write a new book in my head once a month. Hopefully one will cross the finish line before I'm 80.

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