At least he's helpful :)

LIFEGUARD: When you find your mom, tell her to put more SPF on you. That sunburn under your eyes makes you look like the antichrist.
Getting My Ass Kicked by the Ocean in 1989
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At least he's helpful :)
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Written by Betsy Denson2.5K Followers
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Always looking for the interesting. Incurably curious. Write a new book in my head once a month. Hopefully one will cross the finish line before I'm 80.
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